MRS

-tobias-eaton:

inspired by: i don’t even know what the original post was at this point

01.08.14 ♥  510 notes

whoredinarygirl:

barely passing a class like

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31.07.14 ♥  317,064 notes

lukehemmingssmut:

this really cute customer came in today and i asked him how he was paying and he said ‘hasta la visa baby’ and then he blushed and cleared his throat and was like ‘um.. visa please’ and i kinda wanna marry him

30.07.14 ♥  37,846 notes

bliss-and-peace:

oh wow your 2015 mercedes benz is so cool tell me more about how your mommy and daddy paid for such a ridiculously luxurious car

30.07.14 ♥  1 note

deducingyou-at-abbeyroad:

westborofaptist:

smiles-hide-secrets:

westborofaptist:

but what if 13/13/13 falls on a friday omg

What month is that again?

the month you finally get laid

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29.07.14 ♥  445,091 notes

phangirlingoverdisney:

juicylouture:

my goal is to be the ‘we didn’t notice her in highschool but dang we should’ve’ girl

I got the first part down

29.07.14 ♥  589,280 notes

negritaaa:

rubbersoulsandtotempoles:

voglio-scopare:

petrapansneverland:

ultrafunnypictures:

THIS. 100 times, this.

Yes please

Dude, this is so well said.

A perfect description.

why isn’t this a thing yet?

29.07.14 ♥  146,678 notes

lameborghini:

1. wear more black
2. be meaner to boys
3. do homework maybe

29.07.14 ♥  198,519 notes

pruderanch:

200% sure that all of my friend have secret meetings where they just talk about how annoying I am

28.07.14 ♥  769,906 notes
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