inspired by: i don’t even know what the original post was at this point
barely passing a class like
this really cute customer came in today and i asked him how he was paying and he said ‘hasta la visa baby’ and then he blushed and cleared his throat and was like ‘um.. visa please’ and i kinda wanna marry him
oh wow your 2015 mercedes benz is so cool tell me more about how your mommy and daddy paid for such a ridiculously luxurious car
but what if 13/13/13 falls on a friday omgWhat month is that again?
the month you finally get laid
my goal is to be the ‘we didn’t notice her in highschool but dang we should’ve’ girl
I got the first part down
THIS. 100 times, this.
Dude, this is so well said.
A perfect description.
why isn’t this a thing yet?
1. wear more black
2. be meaner to boys
3. do homework maybe